megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

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Living Stones(Dinteranthus vanzylii). Living stones are unusual succulents that have evolved to resemble the pebbles and rocks that litter their native habitats through southern Africa. Structurally, living stones are comprised of two fused leaves above ground that connect to an underground stem with a long root. The leaves are extremely thick and the degree of fusion depends on the species

Photo credit: © Etwin Aslander

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overtheunderpass:

“are you on your period”

why yes, i am bleeding today

would you like to join me

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suppjuliet:

s0uthernair:

elephantumbrellas:

forever-and-alwayss:

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain

I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans

there are two kinds of people

and i am both of them

same

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unimportant:

wasp33:

There are two types of squirrels

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG

omfg im laughing too hard

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cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

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"This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?"

Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit”   (via jececilia)

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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radhauswife:

This is amazing.

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g0ne-blotto:

spoonwalking:

Crazy Amy’s Baking Company (by jaxamoto)

OH GOD WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE SEEN THE EPISODE OF KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SHE’S ON. 

i am so fucking confused

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Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account

sevenplusfour:

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shirohomura:

redeh:

When you want to be friends with someone but you’re too shy to ask for their Skype

When you have people on skype but are to shy to talk to them

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foxgirl001:

toughtink:

bladeburner01:

If you guys cosplay, please watch this :)

this woman’s work is so fantastic and so inspirational. also, this makes me want a tv show centering around the art and culture of cosplay even more. wouldn’t that be awesome?!!

this video made me happy =D

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