katidactyl:

kyary:

what do japanese horses say?

kawaii desu neigh 

I FUCKING CRIED

(via cantankerousgiraffe)

gabesaportaspenis:

OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP

(via undyingumbridge)

itsalwayslupus asked: Orange

6 Facts about my home town:
Ugh, its very cookie cutter like?
There are a lot of parks yay!
Schools have retarded names: Rainbow Elementary, so on.
It has a lot of nice people actually
Its kinda boring
Don’t come here  

Invade my privacy.

Purple:	10 facts about my room.
Blue:	9 facts about my family.
Green:	8 facts about my body.
Yellow:	7 facts about my childhood.
Orange:	6 facts about my home town.
Red:	5 facts about my best friend.
Pink:	4 facts about my parents.
White:	3 facts about my personality.
Grey:	2 facts about my favorite things.
Black:	1 fact about the person I like.

arandus:

downrightsugoi:

thefistofartemis:

ohsnappysnu:

horrorshowdoctor:

celestialmayhem:

momoskull:

jebbifurzz:

Musashi and Kojirou - challenging gender roles since 1997

GOD BLESS THESE TWO. and as a kid i never even questioned it?? i was just like SURE WHATEVER JAMES IS IN A DRESS AND JESSIE DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS I LOVE TEAM ROCKET

^^that

you can’t hate on TR.

NINE YEAR OLD SELF: Oh, James is in a dress again ok what else is new.

I swear to god you people say this is because they challenge gender roles.. It’s because it was meant to  be funny, you guys. Not to prove a point that men can be in dresses too (not that there is anything wrong with that)

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thepurebloodprincess:

who decides what goes on the tumblr radar

like seriously

(via sextingthemasses)

raigeki55:

princetaylor:

catupthetree23:

good lord.

i asked for ice cream not a sword

#forged in the fires of mount vanilla/chocolate swirl

(via undyingumbridge)

-tumblr smooches for everyone cause yolo and fucking tumblr is great-

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gaksdesigns:

Aquacube

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.



Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: realparadoxsocks, via bellasuem)

People who live in Florida and don’t go anywhere out of state, go to the beach, or go to a theme park… WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO ALL SUMMER?

sextingthemasses:

dreamwithoutfearoftheworld:

sextingthemasses:

dreamwithoutfearoftheworld:

sextingthemasses:

We TUMBLE.

hOLY shit I think I love you

SCORE

Oh no dear, I’m the one doing the scoring.

Edit: 

Holy jesus you’re perf

 

People who live in Florida and don’t go anywhere out of state, go to the beach, or go to a theme park… WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO ALL SUMMER?

sextingthemasses:

dreamwithoutfearoftheworld:

sextingthemasses:

We TUMBLE.

hOLY shit I think I love you

SCORE

Oh no dear, I’m the one doing the scoring.

Edit: 

rubee:

chitzybitch:

opening a tanning salon and calling it Ku Klux Tan

ku klux tan, where the white can get a little bit darker but not too dark or we kill them

(via eyecandyburns)

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christinewang:

Bath mat turns red when wet.

(Source: isadilli, via dancing-on-the-edge-of-insanity)